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Hollywood Is Calling!

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Your Favorite D-List Celebrity Is Just A Phone Call Away!

So your friend's birthday is coming up. What could be a greater gift than to pay to have Horshack from "Welcome Back Kotter", the lead singer from the Knack, the guy who wrote "Grandma Got Run Over By a Reindeer", some burned out twenty-something from MTV's Real World, the Incredible Hulk's Lou Ferrigno, or Leatherface from the Texas Chainsaw Massacre give your friend a personal phone call!

I always wondered what Mr. Belding from "Saved By The Bell" was up to..

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Nutty Squirrel Lady

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[Get-Rich-Quick]
After taking a baby squirrel from its nest, Boca Raton resident Kelly Foxton proceeded to turn the furry tree rat into what she calls, "The World's Most Photographed Squirrel". Sugar Bush Squirrel as he's called, has the dubious pleasure of being photographed, dressed in every imaginable costume Ms. Foxton can dream up to capitalize on current events and attract attention and revenue. You can even run your own regional chapter of Sugar Bush's fan club!

Animal cruelty? Rodent Haut Couture? Obsessive Compulsive Disorder taken to extremes? A harmless animal-friendly hobby? Or merely an attention whore? You be the judge.

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When Is Creative, "Too Creative?"

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[Humor]
Your period comes every month, but Xmas comes only once a year. So bring that menstrual joy to this holiday season with these tampon tree decorations. From a string of tampon lights to a star at the top of the tree, feminine hygiene has never been so festive!

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Google Celebrity Maps

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[Entertainment]
So you've got a crush on George Clooney and you think to yourself, "If I could just find out where he lives, dig through his trash, and sit on his lawn, he might see what a great catch I am!" Well, you'll like the newest internet tool to exploit Google Maps. Yes, links to all your favorite lame celebrities' homes/offices in the L.A. area can now be pulled up with the click of a mouse.

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Cheatin' Greetin's

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At last, you can finally express your true feelings about that special someone you're committing adultery with, in that most intimate and heartfelt way possible...a greeting card.

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Venice Via MS-Paint

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What happens when you spend 500 hours hand-painting an image of Venice using Microsoft Paint? Geeks all over the Internet worship your l33t skiilz.

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Why Nerds Are Worth It

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[Lonely People]
In the wide world of dating, there are many options. Do you go for the flashy guy with the smooth smile, or the dude in the corner typing away on his laptop? A Craigslist reader submitted a funny and interesting list of the nerd's nobler traits...

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Mow Your Lawn Or You'll Be Sorry

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What happens when you have an uber uptight, landscaping nazi in your suburban neighborhood and she learns how to create her own web site?

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When Does Collecting Become Obsessive?

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Don't get me wrong. I respect anyone who desires to be focused and determined, but when does one's desire to pursue innocuous hobbies become a disturbing pathological obsession? You be the judge. In any case, I think I may have found a buyer for my barbed wire collection.

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Celebrity Nudity Database

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Have you ever wondered if there was a way to get an index of the movies in which your favorite actor or actress may have flashed skin? Me neither, but apparently there's enough of a market for these sexually-repressed goofballs to warrant the creation of the Celebrity Nudity Database - a knock off of IMDB with the focus on nude scenes. Married men all over the world are now rejoicing.

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