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The Nigerian Black Money Scam

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[Get-Rich-Quick]
There are hundreds of variations on the Nigerian e-mail scams, including one in which the victims are told they've inherited millions, millions in money that has been painted black to smuggle it out of Nigeria.

In the scam, as caught on hidden cameras in Amsterdam, victims are told there is a special, very expensive chemical that can clean the black money so it can be used.

The latest idiots to get caught by this scheme include a California heart surgeon who was bilked out of $340,000 and a fundamentalist Christian church.

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The Sad Saga of James Kim

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[Beating Dead Horses]
It's a big buzz on the Internet and the mainstream media is all over the place. In the spirit of young white girls who go missing in exotic places, San Francisco tech writer James Kim drove his family into the middle of the wilderness in Oregon, got them stranded, and unfortunately died while wandering off from his vehicle into the frozen cliffs.

This is a sad state of affairs, but as usual, the media is blowing this totally out of proportion. What gets me are the folks calling this guy a "hero." I think our definition of hero needs a little bit of work. It's very sad that the guy died, but when you hear the details of this story, it reads like a classic cautionary tale of what NOT to do if you're driving cross-country.

Before people lambast me for my nerve to question the wisdom of Mr. Kim's decisions which led to his death and the near death of his family, I ask, is it any better for the media to replay this tragedy over and over? Who is exploiting this tragedy for selling advertising, and who might want to at least point out there are some lessons to be learned beyond merely mourning for an associate? It's just a thought.

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Dirty Peaceniks Ruin Subdivision's Christmas

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A Denver homeowner has forced the homeowners association of her subdivision to back down from a threat to fine her over a peace sign. Lisa Jensen, in the spirit of the season, put up a pine bough wreath in the shape of a peace sign on her house. Some of the other homeowners complained that it was a protest of the Iraq war (and according to the article some saw it as a "symbol of Satan." Those people should seek help) and the Loma Linda Homeowners Association threatened to fine her $25 a day unless she took it down. Peace on Earth and Goodwill Towards All, indeed!

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Viva La Revoluccion! Viva Game Boy!

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A recent congressional audit has found that millions of dollars given to U.S.-based groups meant to promote democracy in Cuba has gone to purchase Game Boys, Godiva chocolates, cashmere sweaters, and other luxury goods for the poor islanders. So not only do they have better freakin' healthcare than we have access to, they also have cooler stuff than I can afford. Life is simply not fair.

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Borat Gets A Beatdown

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[Beating Dead Horses]
Actor Sacha Baron Cohen, who has both received and generated an irritating amount of press lately over his new movie Borat, has discovered that some American's are not huge fans of his work. It's already been fairly widely reported that Cohen is being sued by two Chi Psis at USC after allegedly being duped into getting drunk and making sexist and racist remarks on camera (I'm guessing the only part that wasn't par for the course for the pair was doing those things on camera). However Cohen was recently punched repeatedly in the face after he tried to use his schtick on a passer-by in New York. Sure it might be insensitive, but... HA!

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New Technique To Protect Kids From School Shootings: Textbooks!

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[Beating Dead Horses]
In the wake of recent school shootings, a candidate for Oklahoma state superintendent of education has announced a bold new proposal to keep kids safe without spending more on school security. Republican Bill Crozier suggests that students can defend themselves from school shooters by using textbooks to stop bullets fired at them. “If elected” he promises that thick used textbooks will be placed at the ready under every school desk.

Finally, the republicans find a use for books!

Wait, you have to see their video demonstration!

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ATF Director Abuses His Position to Help Out His Nephew

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In response to an anonymous tip that the then-director of the ATF had abused his position, hired an unqualified former colleague, and made expensive design changes to his new office, the Office of the Inspector General began an investigation. Regarding those charges, the OIG found that the director had in fact shown poor judgement, but did nothing not within his discretion. However, during the course of the investigation, the OIG heard another complaint that the director had used ATF equipment, employees, and time (upwards of 50 man-hours over 10 months) to help his nephew with a video project for high school. The director resigned before the report was released, but at least the nephew got an 'A'!

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Runaway Bride Runs to Court

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Jennifer Wilbanks, aka The Runaway Bride, is SUING her former fiancee. You may recall that Ms. Wilbanks bolted days before her expensive Atlanta wedding and later called from Albuquerque saying she had been kidnapped. Later she recanted her incredibly flimsy story and did some community service for telling a false story to the police.

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Gun Control? Shmun Control!

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The House of Representatives, ever enamored with boomsticks, rushed the passage of a new bill intended to make it harder for the government to deny gun licenses AND harder for the ATF to punish gun dealers who violate gun laws. Meanwhile 10 of the 12 appropriations bills needed to FUND THE FEDERAL GOVERNMENT were deemed unimportant by the guest panel of NRA executives and didn't make it to the floor.

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When the Cure is Worse than the Condition

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A man in Belgrade, Serbia, decided to take the advice of a local witch doctor to cure his problem with premature ejaculation. His prescription? Have sex with a hedgehog...a spiky European relative of the porcupine. The witch doctor promised "total discretion" and said the cure was guaranteed 100 percent. The European hedgehog is about the size of a guinea pig, and though it has spikes like a porcupine, the spikes do not generally come loose and are not as sharp as porcupine quills. When threatened with inappropriate sexual advances, hedgehogs roll themselves up into a spiky little ball.

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Priest Fails At Water Walking Attempt; Proves Darwin Right

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Evangelist preacher Franck Kabele, 35, told his congregation he could repeat the biblical miracle.

But he drowned after walking out to sea from a beach in the capital Libreville in Gabon, west Africa.

One eyewitness said: "He told churchgoers he'd had a revelation that if he had enough faith, he could walk on water like Jesus.

"He took his congregation to the beach saying he would walk across the Komo estuary, which takes 20 minutes by boat.

"He walked into the water, which soon passed over his head and he never came back."

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Snakes On a Motherf*cker's Arm!

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[Viral Marketing]
How sad do you have to be when you tattoo the logo for "Snakes on a Plane" on your arm? So sad that you can't even get comp tickets to the movie.

Everybody wants their 15 minutes, but c'mon... you're lucky if you get 6 1/2 here.

Oh yea, there's a stupid contest to see who is the most stupid sheep ever, and guess what they win? A screening of the movie!

But wait! There's more. If you can get 12,000 people to vote for you, you'll get a free t-shirt! Oh yea!!!

By the way, this guy's got quite the sense of humor for participating on our site. Good sport!

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Professor: Ignore Global Warming and Celebrate Capitalism

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Numerous climate change skeptics have spent most of the two decades denying increasing atmospheric greenhouse gas concentrations were anything to worry about. Donald J. Boudreaux, the chairman of the Department of Economics at George Mason University and an Adjunct Scholar at the Cato Institute, takes a different tack. Referring to a recent New York Times report on increasing human longevity, Boudreaux attributes the change to the economic productivity of "capitalism." Turning to climate change, he argues that "it's a perfectly legitimate stance for truly reasonable people to conclude that the best policy regarding global warming is to neglect it -- and let capitalism continue to make us healthier and wealthier."

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Half of Americans Believe Iraq Had WMDs

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[Polls]
A recent Harris Poll reports found that while "the U.S. and other countries have not found any weapons of mass destruction in Iraq, surprisingly more U.S. adults (50%) think that Iraq had such weapons when the U.S. invaded Iraq. This is an increase from 36 percent in February 2005."

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Borders Sued Over Disfiguring Toilet Seat

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A woman sued Borders Books after a poorly attached toilet seat shifted, leaving her "permanently disfigured." She claimed that as she was sitting and touched the seat to steady herself, the seat shifted abruptly, causing her to fall on her backside, which resulted in "multiple spine injuries, including the need for multiple neurosurgical spine surgeries."

Apparently, someone needs to tell her lawyer the definition of "disfigured."

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Vegas Slogan Responsible For Increased Crime?

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"What happens in Vegas, stays in Vegas" ...except sometimes it also stays on your police record, according to an area Sheriff when explaining the increased crime in the Nevada area.

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"Doctor Dino" Gets Busted For Tax Evasion

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Kent Hovind, one of the pre-eminent spokespeople for the notion that evolution is a myth; the bible should be taken literally; the earth is 6000 years old, and that man walked the earth with dinosaurs has finally gotten himself in big trouble.

The Florida evangelist, who owns the defunct Dinosaur Adventure Land in Pensacola was arrested Thursday on 58 federal charges, including failing to pay $473,818 in employee-related taxes and making threats against investigators.

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Alaskan Senator Explains How The Internet Works: Tubes!

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In an attempt to explain his reasons for voting against a Net Neutrality bill this past Thursday, Alaska Senator Ted Stevens delivered a jaw-dropping attempt to explain how the Internet works. Said Stevens: "They want to deliver vast amounts of information over the internet. And again, the internet is not something you just dump something on. It's not a truck. It's a series of tubes. And if you don't understand those tubes can be filled and if they are filled, when you put your message in, it gets in line and its going to be delayed by anyone that puts into that tube enormous amounts of material, enormous amounts of material."

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Popular Web Site Deletes Itself And Shuts Down

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Couchsurfing.com, a popular web site used to link people from all over the world together to share accomodations, has shut down permanently.

Why would a popular, successful web site suddenly shut down? Well apparently they had a hard drive crash and no good backups... after three years of operation. They completely lost their web site and database system and are unable to get it restored. God help whoever their IT people go to work for next!

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Does Your Congressman Know the 10 Commandments He's Promoting?

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Check out this hilarious video from the Colbert report where he questions Georgia republican congressman Lynn Westmoreland about the 10 Commandments. Westmoreland claims a law is needed to rebuff the "judicial activism" that is attempting to erase God from U.S. history and is author of a bill to REQUIRE the display of the ten commandments in courthouses.

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