Snakes On a Motherf*cker's Arm!

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How sad do you have to be when you tattoo the logo for "Snakes on a Plane" on your arm? So sad that you can't even get comp tickets to the movie.

Everybody wants their 15 minutes, but c'mon... you're lucky if you get 6 1/2 here.

Oh yea, there's a stupid contest to see who is the most stupid sheep ever, and guess what they win? A screening of the movie!

But wait! There's more. If you can get 12,000 people to vote for you, you'll get a free t-shirt! Oh yea!!!

By the way, this guy's got quite the sense of humor for participating on our site. Good sport!


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Posted by darlene on 2006-08-24 23:01:54
well its a better tattoo than lots of the tribal crap people get. And it seems to have more personal meaning to the guy than most of the tribal crap people get. I think his site says he got the tat before the contest was announced...im gonna vote for him. He has heart
Posted by iBgerd on 2006-08-24 23:08:25
Thanks Darlene you ROCK!
Posted by John-Paul on 2006-08-25 00:19:58
It's more original than hosting a weak blog.
WTF!?
Posted by reba mac on 2006-08-25 00:58:16
First of all, you're just angry because you have nothing to be passionate about. Why don't you back off someone who is enjoying life and making their own desicions. I think his tattoo is awesome, and it will mark a chapter in his life. It's not just the design he'll see when he looks at it, he'll remember memories that go along with it.

And about the contest.... yeah it's pretty f*ckin cool ain't it. I would love to have 100 of my friends there with me to see the GREATEST MOVIE EVER MADE.

We're doing our thing, and we having a blast doing it, so stop trying to bring us down you pompous ass.
Ibgerd is awesome
Posted by Jakob on 2006-08-25 05:32:39
Know you are wrong Ibgerd has gotten more than a t-shirt and snakes stuff. He has made alot of friends out of this and a lifetime of memories. That tattoo is a great memory for him.

ViVa Snakes On A Plane
Posted by Anonymous on 2006-08-25 07:47:04
Hey, Sorry Pile. Looks like you lose this one.
Better luck next time.
Snakes on a dumbass
Posted by The Random Hero on 2006-08-25 08:21:40
Wow.. all you commenters...are simply.. retarded.

Are you telling me know the studio sends plants to weblogs? Because people couldnt possibly think this movie is so cool that they would be offended by a blog pointing out the stupidity of permantly marking yourself based on a temporary fad.. could they?

"lifetime of friends".. lol.. if were counting an ant's lifetime maybe.. youll all jump on the next bangwagon as soon as it comes, leaving Ibgerd with the unenviable task of spending the rest of his life answering the question:

"What the f*ck is snakes on a plane"
"oh, its this movie starring samuel jackson" "uhhh.. ok... im gonna go now *cough* loser *cough*"

Ibgerd, all you've proven to me is that you show the same willpower and capability of independant thought shared by the guy at the front of the Cult leader's kool aid line.

One more thing.. you all need to get laid. Of course, with that tatoo, things may have just gotten a little more difficult for you.

Hah.. f*cking nerds..

Pile - keep up the good work. Those of us who actually use the lump of meat above our shoulders are quite amused by all of this.
Bitter much?
Posted by davelog on 2006-08-25 08:38:53
Hero and Pile, you guys come off as petty and jealous. Just an FYI.
Just an FYI for you
Posted by The Random Hero on 2006-08-25 09:06:28
If i cared about your opinion, I would have stopped by the basement and asked you for it when i was leaving your mom's house.

This is our board, if you dont like whats being said, go back to that dork Ibgerd's site.

Pile at least has the guts to not require his users to login to leave comments.
Posted by Pile on 2006-08-25 09:32:16
Hey, everybody is welcome here. If you realy want to impress me, tattoo a picture of me (the cow logo) on your arm. I promise you, if you do, I will give you free registration at the site for life.
Wow
Posted by iBgerd on 2006-08-25 09:33:40
The Random Hero seems I really pissed you off.I find that acceptable and funny.

I got a tattoo so what? I suppose your sensibilities would not have been so offended if I had been one of the millions who got a tribal tat or some band or a pretyy little butterfly. It was a personal choice. I didn't tattoo a child or force anyone else to get one. I didn't set out to prove anything to anybody.

Oh and by the way it's spelled independent not independant.


Sounds more like you need to get laid because you seeem to have your panties in a bunch about the slightest little thing.

F*cking nerds ( I thought you said we needed to get laid...)

Just let me leave you with this from Eric Idle of Monty Python fame:

Some things in life are bad
They can really make you mad
Other things just make you swear and curse.
When you're chewing on life's gristle
Don't grumble, give a whistle
And this'll help things turn out for the best...

And...always look on the bright side of life...
Always look on the light side of life...

If life seems jolly rotten
There's something you've forgotten
And that's to laugh and smile and dance and sing.
When you're feeling in the dumps
Don't be silly chumps
Just purse your lips and whistle - that's the thing.

And...always look on the bright side of life...
Always look on the light side of life...

For life is quite absurd
And death's the final word
You must always face the curtain with a bow.
Forget about your sin - give the audience a grin
Enjoy it - it's your last chance anyhow.

So always look on the bright side of death
Just before you draw your terminal breath

Life's a piece of shit
When you look at it
Life's a laugh and death's a joke, it's true.
You'll see it's all a show
Keep 'em laughing as you go
Just remember that the last laugh is on you.

And always look on the bright side of life...
Always look on the right side of life...
(Come on guys, cheer up!)
Always look on the bright side of life...
Always look on the bright side of life...
(Worse things happen at sea, you know.)
Always look on the bright side of life...
(I mean - what have you got to lose?)
(You know, you come from nothing - you're going back to nothing.
What have you lost? Nothing!)
Always look on the right side of life...
Hey Pile you are ok..
Posted by LadyAlthea on 2006-08-25 10:11:22
nice post there in the comments. Its good to know you are a little more open minded than we were first led to believe.

Rocky Horror was a cult movie with rabid fans just like Snakes on a Plane is going to be.

GO IBGERD! IM VOTING FOR YOU!
just a matter of time
Posted by davelog on 2006-08-25 11:11:04
>> Pile at least has the guts to not require his users to login to leave comments.

I used to, too, until the site got popular enough to attract comment spammers. Thousands of em a day.

It'll happen to Pile's site too, once it gets enough traffic.
Tempest in a Teapot
Posted by wizeGurl on 2006-08-25 11:19:07
It's a free country (for now). Everyone is free to get the tattoo of their choice. And everyone is free to make fun of that choice if they find it silly, or defend that choice if they prefer. If you want to vote for the tattoo, go for it!

I'm pretty sure that Pile has a number tattooed on her ear, but since the farmer put it there without asking about her design preference, perhaps Pile just has some perspective on how one might feel when the awesomeness of the tattoo fades, but the tattoo does not.
Cool Aid? There was Cool Aid At Snakes?
Posted by Until Soap 100+ people never heard of bsalert.co on 2006-08-26 20:45:58
Cool Reply, Ibgerd!

As to The Random Zero's Comment

Ibgerd, all you've proven to me is that you show the same willpower and capability of independant thought shared by the guy at the front of the Cult leader's kool aid line.

Ibgerd, since we are a cult now, In a cool aid line. I wanted to say

FYI-I prefer that lemon ice flavor or grape.

Snakes on a plane has gotten you attention too.
Since Snakes on a Plane came out sites can simply or have simply just put the name on the site and it adds there site to countless blogs.

Same as Ibgerd now when someone tells some one about Ibgerd, but doesn't give them a web address they might stumble across ol' bsalert.com.

Am I right or am I right.

Everybody likes something.
Sure some of the people bloging about SoaP are just going to go on to the next thing.

"Bandwagon" as you called it.

As for me I am a fan of film and cinema and anything that makes it shine and shimmer.

Hollywood spends alot of money on films.
90% of them or more garbage.
No snakes on a plane was not the best film I ever saw.
But neither was star wars, lord of the rings, pirates of the carribean, and so on and so on.

The films have mainly one thing in common.

A Fan Base.

Something that people can collect, participate in,
and make part of there lives.

The only thing that made snakes any different in New Line tried something new. They took all the forms of media, new and old and combined it.

What the bloggers of the internet and new line made magic that will never be created again.

I read in an article that people in hollywood wish they could put this magic in a jar and sell it.

But It is not going to happen.

Yeah people might ask Ibgerd " What is snakes on a Plane" when they see his arm.

I would answer that with what rock did you crawl out of.

Because

Fans of film will remember snakes on a plane.
The internet and mass media will remember snakes on a plane.
Hollywood will remember Snakes on a Plane.

Even though this film did not do the numbers New Line wanted. It done more than it ever could without the hype.

Mark my word you will hear the phrase, " It is the next Snakes on a Plane "

I'm not talking about a sequel.

I'm talking about Hollywood trying to chase down that Jar O Magic.

This was cinema history.

Ibgerd,

Your friend,

CineZombi
 

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