Star Wars Merchandising Hits All Time Low

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Do you reminisce about that sexy scene in Star Wars where Princess Leia was kidnapped by Jabba and dressed as a slave, but you wish you could re-create the imagery with your dog? Well, apparently you aren't alone and the dawn to your dark days has arrived! Announcing the Princess Leia Slave Girl Dog Costume! It's just one of the many great new Star Wars-related products to be regurgitated onto the market in time to capitalize on George Lucas' latest solicitation.


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Here's your reward for putting up with this: STORE WARS Ok, tired of the overt exploitation? Nah... check out Store Wars. Just when you think there is no creativity coming from the Star Wars universe comes this brilliant piece.

 

Posted by Anonymous on 2005-05-14 20:32:22
That was just too much fun.

And good for you, too.
what the heck
Posted by psychojoe175@aol.com on 2005-05-15 08:26:43
The freaken movie has not in theaters right now!!!o um im talking about the star wars movie
Posted by Demosthenes on 2005-05-15 12:29:26
I AM SAAAAAAVED
wow
Posted by call me Morg on 2005-05-17 20:20:42
well then...ya know, ppl are so desperate these days..its incredible..anything to be seen as cool or up to date or hip....and stores: any fricken thing is good to make more money...i think its sad...
Gay People
Posted by Lizzo on 2005-06-18 20:12:41
OMG! Why would someone want to dress their dog as Princess Leia?!?!?! (Someone has been watching a little to much porn lately...)
So sad.
Posted by SN Man on 2005-09-28 15:03:01
Great! Now I can take away my dog's self respect as well! Once I finish playing D&D and touching myself, I'll go upstairs and ask mom if I can borrow some money to buy one of these!
Posted by Anonymous on 2005-12-22 22:05:55
whoever bought this is a Dumbass

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