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Sissification Alert: We're Losing Testosterone!
Posted by ueberbill
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 Testosterone levels in American males are dropping across the board. Testosterone is, of course, the primary male sex hormone, and low levels of it have been linked to diabetes, lowered libido, and man-teats the size of a softball. According to researchers at the New England Research Institutes, serum testosterone concentrations have declined for men even when correcting for the age of those studied. Researchers are unsure what is causing the decline, but follow me below the fold for some likely culprits... |
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Now stay with me here...
So basically everything that it means to be a guy--rampant fertility (oh my poor, poor testes), looking at pretty women, developing a really huge gut, hating people, and leading the free world with a bunch of really old white GUYS--is under attack! We must rise up, fellows! We must do... something! Put down that yogurt and those chocolates, take off those damn clogs and put on some boots, and kick some ass! |
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