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Top 8 Differences Between the Dept of Motor Vehicles and Hell Posted by Pile (11071 views) [E-Mail link] This week I had the pleasure of visiting the DMV to get my license renewed, and while waiting I decided to make a list of the differences between the DMV and Hell. Granted, I haven't been to hell yet, so I'm being presumptuous, but here is my list for your enjoyment. Special thanks to Wizegurl for editing/suggestions. Differences between hell and the DMV: * Less available seating at the DMV * Seemingly never-ending torment of hell not punctuated with random annoying cell phone ringtones. * Demon minions seem knowledgeable * Bad hair day does not haunt you as long in hell * DMV unconcerned about your mortal soul * Hell accepts all major payment methods * Fluorescent lighting at the DMV not as flattering as the warm glow of brimstone. * Hell's website is more helpful And a bonus one: * Feels more like being tortured for all of eternity at DMV   1 Article displayed.

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