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When the Cure is Worse than the Condition
Posted by wizeGurl
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 A man in Belgrade, Serbia, decided to take the advice of a local witch doctor to cure his problem with premature ejaculation. His prescription? Have sex with a hedgehog...a spiky European relative of the porcupine. The witch doctor promised "total discretion" and said the cure was guaranteed 100 percent. The European hedgehog is about the size of a guinea pig, and though it has spikes like a porcupine, the spikes do not generally come loose and are not as sharp as porcupine quills. When threatened with inappropriate sexual advances, hedgehogs roll themselves up into a spiky little ball. |
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Well, who wouldn't want to try that?
The man said that he didn't want to seek any sort of real medical advice because he was too embarassed. Luckily, he didn't feel the same way when he was forced to seek help for the many tiny holes and tears to his hedgehog-pierced penis.
Doctors remarked that the hedgehog cure was not very effective, except that by making the human participant never want to have sex again, it could make premature ejaculation less problematic, as well as protecting the gene pool from some very serious dilution.
The fate of the hedgehog is unknown, but presumably the animal's effective defense mechanisms prevented much harm beyond its being terribly embarassed. |
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