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Jimmy Swaggart in gay sex scandal!
Posted by Psychocktail
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 Christian role model Jimmy Swaggart is NOT gay, OK?
Just in case anyone thinks that tawdry televangelist, Jimmy Swaggart, has turned gay, because he has not been caught with a hooker at a sleazy motel for several years is WRONG! OK?
You sneering cynics want proof?
Well here it is!
So there!
The devil might have made him do it in the past, but these days he lies with, er, Jesus, the Lamb of God, in the, uh, 'Pastures of Valedictory Virtue' or something. But not like that!
SWAGFACT: The great man loves low-fat banana-flavored frozen yoghurt! I know, because in 1988, I asked the 'man' who worked behind the counter at the Zak's Frozen Yoghurt store right next to Swaggart HQ in Baton Rouge what the good reverend's favorite flavour was.
"Banana!" he replied, without a slightest hesitation!
Praise be! |
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From the Times-Picayune, New Orleans..
Swaggart contrite after antigay remark
'Tongue-in-cheek' comment draws fire Wednesday, September 22, 2004
By Bruce Nolan, Staff writer
In the face of public backlash and concerns that have reached Canadian broadcasters, Baton Rouge televangelist Jimmy Swaggart said Tuesday he regrets telling his congregation at a recent televised worship service that if a gay man ever looks at him romantically, "I'm going to kill him and tell God he died."
"It was a tongue-in-cheek statement best left unsaid. I won't make it anymore," Swaggart said in an interview Tuesday.
A Toronto television station's broadcast of the service produced a complaint before the Canadian Broadcast Standards Council, a private, self-regulating industry group that enforces broadcast standards, said Ann Mainville-Neeson, the group's executive director.
Audio clips purporting to be of the Sept. 12 Swaggart service have begun circulating on gay-oriented Web sites.
"I've never seen a man in my life I wanted to marry," Swaggart says to audience laughter on one Internet link. "And I'm going to be blunt and plain: If one ever looks at me like that, I'm going to kill him and tell God he died," Swaggart adds, to more laughter and applause.
Swaggart said Tuesday he was talking too loosely about killing, using it casually as a figure of speech. "I've said it about other people, including other preachers," he said.
Gay advocacy groups say such language encourages violence against gay men and lesbians.
Swaggart said he did not see his remarks in that light. "Good gracious alive, it would be a long stretch of the imagination to come up with that," he said.
Even so, he said, "I was unwise in making the statement. All of us have made statements we wish we hadn't made. That was one for me."
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Modified by Psychocktail on 2004/09/27 16:49 |
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need to humble yourself
Posted by repent on 2013-09-16 01:14:54 | | not serving the right god, how far r u willing to go from tne love and grace of god. love one another for this is the great commandment of god not hate u serve the devil and not god for god is love |
HATE
Posted by GADHOUSER on 2013-12-25 01:44:06 | | There are things that you should hate. God is love, and we should LOVE the Brothern. You should hate sin, gays, drugs, alcohol, tv, and love people enough to tell them about JESUS but not be like them. |
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