"Catman" Having Trouble Finding a Job to Pay For Plastic Surgery

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This might seem a little hard to believe, but Washington native Dennis Avner has a rather obscure hobby in which he is progressively altering his body to be more "cat-like" (pulled teeth and replaced with cat-dentures, stainless steel body inserts that he attaches whiskers to, etc). After more than $200,000 in body modifications, he's currently looking for a job to help fund more. What? This guy can't find a job?



Posted by young wun on 2005-08-23 10:02:45
okay.look here's the deal...i could see why anyone would not want to give this man a job,first he wants to use it on changing his body into looking like a cat?well i just leaving my opinion...but if you want a job,maybe you could pirce ears or sumin...because you might scare any one else dude!any ways good luck for a job-teresa
muh bad
Posted by young wun on 2005-08-23 10:04:07
muh bad it was peirce ears!*
Posted by loser on 2005-08-23 13:19:41
your ugly and i don't care if you can't find a job!sowee!but true!
I hate cats.
Posted by turk_182 on 2005-08-23 18:52:58
Oh Honey, its your turn to clean the litter box. We should all chip in take him to the vet and get him fixed, God forbid this moron decides to breed.
hahahahha, i love freaks
Posted by friendlyfoe on 2005-08-24 22:47:26
so what if he cant get a job? There must be some money flow coming from somewhere if he was able to spend that much money on surgery and still have enough for food and such. where was the money coming from? thats wha ti want to know. And why not breed? it would be funny as hell to have peoplea round like that. maybe theyd try to genetically alter themselves...... mutants. yes, my dreams would be coming to life. i think that might be a bad thing. Lets see how things go with him breeding. but if he doesnt tell me where all his other money came from, we can have him neutered.
Posted by friendlyfoe on 2005-08-24 22:49:55
this guy has a freakin pet tiger! i went to his livejournal (dumb as can be) and hes playing with a baby tiger! i want a tiger. when he gets big we can wrestle, till he kills me then ill have my family set him free into the wilderness of canton, michigan.
Posted by bmp on 2005-09-16 17:51:16
omg he needs to get a life! no wonder he cant get a job.
Posted by FREAK SHOW on 2005-09-17 15:47:25
Posted by very sad on 2005-09-27 03:02:36
why would u want to be a cat its just f*cking dumb watch someone will now make themselfs look like a dog and they will chase each other around... HAHA that would be funny. wat a fruit loop i hope the pound catchs him f*cking wierdo
this guy is quere
Posted by i am so sexy n he is not on 2006-01-28 13:44:37
this character obviously has problems .What a goon i want to kick his ugly head in for being ass stupit ass this and if he was to come into my workplace i would stab him repeatedly with my pen .
You all are assholes
Posted by KatamariSuprise on 2006-12-28 11:58:46
What he is doing is a beautiful form of body mod. I would gladly give him a job. You all need to open your minds or shut your mouths because you all seem to be immature cock-sucking bastards with no since of compassion.
Posted by Stargirl on 2008-09-04 04:51:13
This has to be the ugliest 'transformation' I've ever seen! I bet it freaks kids right out - man!!
Wish you the best
Posted by Sakura Shinju on 2008-09-09 04:27:55
To all the close minded individuals I feel pity for you. Shame on you to judge a man for what he finds passion and peace in. It takes a brave hearted person to change himself from the norm. There is such beauty in his transformation. At least he follows his heart and appears to be a open accepting person. Unlike the harsh people who have nothing better to do then ridicule a artistic man. Next time you have nothing nice to share about the person infront of you just remember you have imperfections too. Just imagine what is others say about you. So,I congradulate you, Catman, on your progress and hope that you are able to complete your dream.
Posted by Understanding of All on 2008-11-21 13:19:49
So I think its an individuals buisness what they do with their body. At the same time, if I were running a buisness, there's no way I'd hire this dude. He has chosen his way, and will deal with the incredible social implications that follow. He kinda freaks me out, but if this makes him happy,who are we to judge. There are plenty of murderers who look normal, and weirdos who are nice. For all we know, he could be a real cool cat. LOL
Lay Off Him!
Posted by Xivilix on 2009-02-23 13:44:13
What is it with some of you people? You can voice your opinion but saying you'd like to kick his head in? Stab him with a pen? Let's be honest those kind of comments are more animal-like than anything I've ever come across!
He can do what he likes with his body. It's his, and that's the end of it.
I love cats myself, maybe not as much as he does but that's beside the point. This man has been brave enough to break away from the public's image of a "Normal" person and he does NOT deserve to be ridiculed for it.

But let's be fair, it will be harder for him to get a job because some people may find him frightening. In Particular, jobs where he is likely to come into contact with people from outside the company may be particularly hard to find (as this unique body modification may not give a good first impression to some people).

Nevertheless, what we see here is a brave man, who has had the strength to create a body mod that is beautiful in it's own way, and I salute him for it.
you are gay
Posted by Cats are gay on 2009-09-10 09:15:52
Cats suck your mom
Posted by gay on 2009-09-10 09:19:37
f*ck u weirdo u in sanctuary lol and i think that a drunk hobo had sex with a ugly tiger that how how got made pussy cat.
lol your a steve
Posted by milf on 2011-12-12 06:31:01
you look like a tigers scrotom
Posted by Sweet! on 2012-06-21 22:21:34
I have so much respect for this guy, because I'm sure everyday he get's criticized for what he decides to do with his body. He doesn't give a f**k what people think. I think he's someone to admire.


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