|8 More Ways|
Posted by wizeGurl on 2005-08-06 00:55:44
|1. New valet parking means no more fighting monster trucks for the best spots.|
2. Accepts only American Express Platinum cards.
3. Off-brand toilet paper now available in 24-roll, 48-roll, and 44,000-roll sizes.
4. Complementary Bar-B-Q Corn Nuts during Snack Bar "Happy Hour."
5. Personalized shopper (formerly known as "Grampa Wilson the greeter") will help you find the perfect-fitting bra.
6. Three words: IMPORTED generic beer.
7. If we fail to give you a receipt, you receive a diamond tiara.
8. Sam's Club Shampagne now available in economical two-liter jugs.
|Posted by nonnie on 2005-08-11 15:19:35|
|9. Make a separate entrance for the grocery portion and add outdoor signage, calling it Wal-Mart Fresh Market|
10. Post a wine-tasting station near the wine aisle for special tastings of, for instance, the Gallo line (white, pink & red)