Stealth satellite program exposes stealth money accountability

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The chairman of the Senate Intelligence Committee has been trying to shut down a "top secret" satellite program that he claims is wasting huge amounts of taxpayer money. It's convenient that what's even more top secret about these national security programs is the way in which taxpayer money is spent and not accounted for.

In keeping with the spirit of the way our government runs things, I'd like to announce the BSAlert.com "National Anti-Terrorism Fund" - I urge you all to contribute generously to this fund. Know that it will help fight the war on terror, but I cannot comment any further on what I'm doing with the money for reasons of national security.



 

Pledge offer
Posted by Anonymous on 2005-01-04 11:42:10
I'd like to pledge $80 billion of other people's money to this worthy cause. There's nothing I hate worse than terror.

G.W.
Posted by Demosthenes on 2005-01-04 14:52:16
hahahaha
Will need more money
Posted by Anonymous on 2005-01-04 15:47:50
After much coliberation with the coalalition, I have decided to fight turrorists by asking Congress for even more money. We will now be donating infinity hundred million dollars.


G.W.
what
Posted by Anonymous on 2005-01-05 09:43:16
Do you have better things to do than sit at home and write this crap!
 

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