Ninja Threat at U. Georgia Averted

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It all began when Alcohol, Tobacco and Firearm agents spotted a suspicious ninja running across the University of Georgia campus. Naturally, they subdued him, threw him to the ground, and handed him over to campus police when they arrived.

Thank goodness our college students are safe at last from attack by evil ninjas.

The student, who had been attending a "pirate vs. ninja" party and was returning home, was rather surprised to find himself face-down on the pavement in handcuffs for the heinous crime of wearing a bandana over his face. The ATF agents had been conducting Project Safe Neighborhoods training, and apparently wanted to make the campus neighborhood safe from ninjas.

Because he had not committed any crime, the student was not arrested. We can only hope that the pirates made it home from the party without being forced to walk the plank. Aaargh!

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