Jerry Falwell Is Dead

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[Beating Dead Horses]
This morning Jerry Falwell was discovered slumped over in his office and later pronounced dead.

Here at BSA we're compelled to offer some insight into this man's contribution to society and humanity...

Jerry Falwell quotes:

AIDS is not just God's punishment for homosexuals; it is God's punishment for the society that tolerates homosexuals.
Jerry Falwell

And the evangelicals, 80 millions of us in America, everyone knows we're the best friends Israel has, the best friends Jewish people around the world, including America, have.
Jerry Falwell

And, these Islamic fundamentalists, these radical terrorists, these Middle Eastern monsters are committed to destroying the Jewish nation, driving her into the Mediterranean, conquering the world.
Jerry Falwell

Any sex outside of the marriage bond between a man and a woman is violating God's law.
Jerry Falwell

I had a student ask me, "Could the savior you believe in save Osama bin Laden?" Of course, we know the blood of Jesus Christ can save him, and then he must be executed.
- Rev Jerry Falwell

Billy Graham is the chief servant of Satan in America.
Jerry Falwell

I hope I live to see the day when, as in the early days of our country, we won't have any public schools. The churches will have taken them over again and Christians will be running them. What a happy day that will be!
- Rev Jerry Falwell

But I do know the Scientology Church, like the Moslems, has a pretty hard, strong grip on their constituents.
Jerry Falwell

But I don't believe anyone begins a homosexual.
Jerry Falwell

Christians, like slaves and soldiers, ask no questions.
Jerry Falwell




God continues to lift the curtain and allow the enemies of America to give us probably what we deserve.
Jerry Falwell

God created the family to provide the maximum love and support and morality and example that one can imagine.
Jerry Falwell

Homosexuality is Satan's diabolical attack upon the family that will not only have a corrupting influence upon our next generation, but it will also bring down the wrath of God upon America.
Jerry Falwell

I am saying pornography hurts anyone who reads it, garbage in, garbage out.
Jerry Falwell

I am such a strong admirer and supporter of George W. Bush that if he suggested eliminating the income tax or doubling it, I would vote yes on first blush.
Jerry Falwell

I believe that all of us are born heterosexual, physically created with a plumbing that's heterosexual, and created with the instincts and desires that are basically, fundamentally, heterosexual.
Jerry Falwell

I believe that global warming is a myth. And so, therefore, I have no conscience problems at all and I'm going to buy a Suburban next time.
Jerry Falwell

The idea that religion and politics don't mix was invented by the Devil to keep Christians from running their own country.
- Rev Jerry Falwell

I believe with all my heart that the Bible is the infallible word of God.
Jerry Falwell




If we are going to save America and evangelize the world, we cannot accommodate secular philosophies that are diametrically opposed to Christian truth ... We need to pull out all the stops to recruit and train 25 million Americans to become informed pro-moral activists whose voices can be heard in the halls of Congress.
Jerry Falwell

I don't think religious groups should be allowed to apply for federal funds to start new ministries they have not been doing before the funding was available.
Jerry Falwell

The Bible is the inerrant ... word of the living God. It is absolutely infallible,without error in all matters pertaining to faith and practice, as well as in areas such as geography, science, history, etc.
Jerry Falwell

I think the Moslem faith teaches hate.
Jerry Falwell

I truly cannot imagine men with men, women with women, doing what they were not physically created to do, without abnormal stress and misbehavior.
Jerry Falwell

Grown men should not be having sex with prostitutes unless they are married to them.
Jerry Falwell

The ACLU is to Christians what the American Nazi party is to Jews.
Rev Jerry Falwell


I'm glad now, at age 66, that I never used alcohol or tobacco... I've buried a lot of friends who used tobacco or alcohol.
Jerry Falwell

AIDS is the wrath of a just God against homosexuals. To oppose it would be like an Israelite jumping in the Red Sea to save one of Pharoah's charioteers.
Rev Jerry Falwell

If I were doing something that the Bible condemns, I have two choices. I can straighten up my act, or I can somehow distort and twist and change the meaning of the Bible.
Jerry Falwell

If you're not a born-again Christian, you're a failure as a human being.
Jerry Falwell

In other words, my First Amendment rights and yours end where the welfare of the little people begins, and there are laws about that.
Jerry Falwell

It is God's planet - and he's taking care of it. And I don't believe that anything we do will raise or lower the temperature one point.
Jerry Falwell

My father was an agnostic.
Jerry Falwell

My problem is not with the intentions of the Bush presidency. My problem is where it might go under his successors.
Jerry Falwell





Scientology has a terrible track record of bigotry.
Jerry Falwell

Textbooks are Soviet propaganda.
Jerry Falwell

The First Amendment is not without limits.
Jerry Falwell

The whole global warming thing is created to destroy America's free enterprise system and our economic stability.
Jerry Falwell

There's been a concerted effort to steal Christmas.
Jerry Falwell

We will see a breakdown of the family and family values if we decide to approve same-sex marriage, and if we decide to establish homosexuality as an acceptable alternative lifestyle with all the benefits that go with equating it with the heterosexual lifestyle.
Jerry Falwell

When you have a godly husband, a godly wife, children who respect their parents and who are loved by their parents, who provide for those children their physical and spiritual and material needs, lovingly, you have the ideal unit.
Jerry Falwell

You know, I went a personal boycott of Hollywood about 45 years ago.
Jerry Falwell


 

 

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