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"As far as we can tell, this isn't exactly 'hell' in a classical sense, but more likely a place created by the powerful forces of irony released when Jerry Fallwell died of his own gluttony..."
Breaking a 211-year media silence, retired Army Gen. George Washington appeared on NBC's Meet the Press Sunday to speak out against many aspects of the way the Iraq war has been waged.
When you care about someone...well, when you care enough to send them a meaningless e-card, anyway...it says something very special. It says, "I was too cheap to spend money to buy and mail an actual paper card, which can be obtained for about two bucks."
The greatest comedian alive turns 70 years old. Happy Birthday George!
Normally, I despise corporate advertising, but these commercials are so clever I can't help but call attention to them. I still wouldn't piss on a flaming insurance agent to save his life, but I will laugh at the Geico caveman. Check out the series here...
Give the Shah one in the eye! Show George W. by riding the Great White Knuckler! Beat the insurgency AND your bishop! Encouraged by Princeton's 
A study published in the journal Current Biology reveals that chimpanzees of any age prefer older female chimps when seeking a mate and younger females have to beg for attention of the sexual kind. It is what the researchers call "one of the biggest behavioural differences between humans and our closest biological relatives" (other than public masturbation and flinging fecal matter, that is).
Testosterone levels in American males are dropping across the board. Testosterone is, of course, the primary male sex hormone, and low levels of it have been linked to diabetes, lowered libido, and man-teats the size of a softball. According to researchers at the New England Research Institutes, serum testosterone concentrations have declined for men even when correcting for the age of those studied. Researchers are unsure what is causing the decline, but follow me below the fold for some likely culprits...
Here's a transcript from Bill Maher's "Real Time" last week of his scathing diatribe about what's wrong with children today and who is really preying on them. The answer may surprise you! Video is here too.